And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is
it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero
It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him
he even becomes the actual villain
One of the most underrated Dreamworks flicks.
AHAHAHAH Gummy I love you
All rights to artist
lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
send this to your crush with no context
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history
when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video
when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time
i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….
Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.
Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.
I am a senior.
And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better.
when i find myself in times of trouble
remus lupin comes to me
speaking words of wisdom