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zeldathemes

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

thenimbus:

ittybittyblue:

dreamwurks:

i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is

it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero 

It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him

he even becomes the actual villain

One of the most underrated Dreamworks flicks.

theadventureoftime:

AHAHAHAH Gummy I love you

All rights to artist

theadventureoftime:

AHAHAHAH Gummy I love you

All rights to artist

pokemon-personalities:

lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

suprastar:

sadunkin:

afresherowtlook:

Trust.

Next level trust.

Love that show so much

ruinedchildhood:

send this to your crush with no context

jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

w-for-wumbo:

leftforbed:

emilie-xo:

party-balloons:

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

ihatecispeople:

livlafluv9616:

ihatecispeople:

Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

Once you’re a senior, you’ll feel different about this. Trust me.

I am a senior. 
And if you’re a senior you should ESPECIALLY not be harassing freshmen. you should know better. 

when i find myself in times of trouble
remus lupin comes to me
speaking words of wisdom